Monday, December 21, 2009

What NOT to wear to that Christmas party...

Okay, okay, OKAY! I realize I should have done a post on what TO wear. I was remiss. Please forgive me.

For some odd reason I clicked through an almost-total-stranger's Christmas party pics this evening on facebook. (Because, you can do that. You can look at the pics of a friend of a friend. If someone you know is tagged anywhere in the album, you can see the whole album.) And I happened on this pic...

Wait. I can't do it. I just can't do it.

I desperately want to show you the photo of the girl (actually, there are three) in what would have been a cute red dress. But, her bazoongas are hanging out everywhere! At an office Christmas party. Everywhere.

Ev.ery.where.

But, I just can't do it. I even pulled them onto the desktop and was going to blur out her face and THEN post them on here.

For some reason, it's just not in me to cause her further shame such as this.

(Except that she obviously wasn't worried about it in the first place, because she's all smiley-smiley and showing 'em off and such.)

All I'm saying is that, there are certain ways you should NOT dress when attending your office Christmas party. (Or any part, for that matter.) And she is a prime example of one of them.

And now I can't even bring myself to show you the picture(s)... even with her face blurred.

I'm sorry.

So, please know that you SHOULD dress to your figure. You should NOT hide those curves in a sack. You SHOULD wear a flattering neckline. But you should never, ever make your co-workers worry that certain parts of your anatomy are going to pop out any minute to say, "Boo!"
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williamandtessasmama said...

You're too funny Tootsie!! But I absolutely agree!!! Even without seeing the picture...a visual is unnecessary, we've all seen those types of pictures...and at least some of us were thinking, 'what WAS she thinking? Or NOT thinking as the case maybe...? :o)

Karen said...

HAHAHA Amen Sister Modest is Hottest.